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Top Ten Reasons to Own a Guy Card

10) Hey, you got every other card in your wallet ... right?
9)   If you're underage, you might find a slow liquor store clerk to accept it for I.D.
8)   Hey, you don't need a Ph.D. to pass the "Guy" test.
7)   It's cheaper than a Country Club membership card.
6)   It provides some justification for your own really dumb actions.
5)   It's less permanent than a tattoo.
4)   It's good for a 10% discount from some beer stores (although we haven't found any yet).
3)   It's somehow making a political statement about YOUR rights.
2)   It can scrape snow off a frosted windshield.
1)   You're a "Guy". You deserve a GUYcard!

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