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Famous Pick-Up Lines for All occasions.

This first section is very serious stuff - I recommend  memorizing them all!

1) Excuse me for staring, but I've never seen an Angel before.

2) I think you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... on a Wednesday!

3) Are you the person from the Nobel Prize committee I'm supposed to meet here?

4) Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

5) If I followed you home, would you keep me?

6) What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

7) I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

8) Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile

9) Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

10) So you're a girl huh?

11) Hi, I just moved to this city and was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant here. Would you also like to join me?

12) I lost my number, can I have your's.

13) There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

14) Stand still so I can pick you up!


This next section is not as serious ... but hey, they're more fun and who knows,
they might work.

1) Nice butt, is it yours?

2) That's a nice dress you're wearing - could I talk you out of it?

3) Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you want to spend the night with me.

4) Wanna get some pizza and have sex? ...  how about a burger then?

5) I seem to have lost my Teddybear, would you sleep with me???

6) I'll bet that you're naked under all those clothes.

7) Thats a nice outfit; I bet it would look even better in a pile on my bedroom floor.

8) Hey baby, let's go back to my place and get something straight between us.

9) I'm so horny the crack of day ain't safe.

10) I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

11) Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

12) Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

13) Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

14) Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

15) Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

16) That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.

17) I may not be Fred Flinstone but I sure can make your bedrock!

18) Roses are red, tulips are not, do you wanna go home with me or not?


Hey, here is a real book. With so much useless trash being printed now days,
it's refreshing to see something worthwhile!